jokesarefunny:

caprisunsport:

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

transasamisato:

acerncshane:

transasamisato:

*cocks gun* 

any last worms?

*cocks worm*

any last guns?

*worms gun*

any last cocks?

I asked for water, she brought me gasoline.
Howlin’ Wolf, “I Asked For Water”
(via wordsnquotes)

pvrringtons:

branded to kill (1967), seijun suzuki

urbancatfitters:

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

My troubles all started because I have a woman’s body and a child’s emotions.
Elizabeth Taylor (via wordsnquotes)